Season 1 Episode 1

Season 1 Episode 1 is the first episode of Challenge Island and Season 1.

DAY 1
(Mary Lou Johnson stands in front of audience, ready to start the season)

Mary Lou: Hello everyone, and welcome to a Reality TV Show like no other: Challenge Island! Sixteen teenagers have decided to live in this crap-hole for...(pauses)...uh...quite a while! Let's meet our contestants!

(A helicopter appears and drops all sixteen contestants)

Contestants: (screams)

Stephanie: I don't wanna die!

Vanessa: Me either!

Lauren: I hope my boyfriend will be proud of me!

Vanessa: No one cares.

Lauren: -_-

Vanessa: (shrugs)

Adam: Challenge Island! Yeah!

Randy: Dude this is like epic!

Adam: Totally!

Lucia: Guys, we're about to fall on the ground in 3...

(All sixteen contestants land hard on the ground)

Lucia: You know what? At least we all landed safely.

David: Thank God.

Lucia: I hope my suitcase made it.

Mary: Same here!

David: Hey look! (is hit by everyone's suitcase)

Lucia: (gasps) Are you OK? (pulls off the suitcases for everyone)

Lauren: (grabs suitcase) Later! (runs away)

DeeDee: What the---? Mary, what kind of DUMP is this?

Mary Lou: It's an island.

DeeDee: Well, duh. But seriously, why THIS PIECE OF SH**?

Lexi: I agree! I agree! I agree! I agree! I agree! I agree!

Mary Lou: -_-

Lexi: What?

Mary Lou: Just...just...shut up. That would be nice.

Lexi: Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok.

Richard: Wht are you, some kind of idiot?

Lexi: Excuuuuuse me Mr. Long Red Hair.

Richard: (facepalms)

Raymond: I feel you bro.

Richard: If that Lexi girl is on my team I will vote her a** out the first time I am able to.

Betty: So what are we doing Mary Lou? Are we going to uh---live in the wilderness for 39 days? Or are we going to do something unique and creative?

Skyler: Please tell me aren't starving ourselves to death!

Betty: You don't die, you just get really...um, skinny that's all.

Austin: Another thing: aren't we going to like get in our teams like now?

Ty: JUST about to say that Austin.

Mary Lou: Oh yeah. (throws light blue tank tops and shirts & pink pants and skirts to David, Lauren, Lexi, Lucia, Mary, Randy, Raymond & Richard) You will be known as Team A.

Lauren: What the hell? Can you at least be original like something like Ferocious Tigers or Threatening Lions?

Lexi: (in Lauren's ear) Guess the production was stupid. *giggles*

Raymond: As much as I agree with you Lauren, at least we'll be able to remember our team name easily.

Lauren: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Randy: Pink pants? Are you frigging kidding me???

Lucia: It's OK, buddy. (pats Randy on the back)

Mary Lou: (throws darker blue tank tops and shirts & yellow pants and skirts to Adam, Austin, Betty, DeeDee, Skyler, Stephanie, Ty & Vanessa) You will be known as Team B.

Ty: Yes! I don't get pink pants like Randy! HAHAHAHA!

Randy: -_- I will find you, and I will kill you.

DeeDee: Why does it even matter if it's pink or yellow? They're both colors either way. So Randy, I would recommend shutting up and deal with it.

Randy: ''(crying) A GIRL MADE ME CRY! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!?!?!?''

Ty: (fist bumps DeeDee) That was quite an epic burn, D.

DeeDee: No problem, T.

Mary Lou: Team A, your camp is north. Team B, you camp is south. Have fun and get to know each other. (is lifted up away by a helicopter)

Skyler: And so the game starts. (walks with his team)

Ty: ''I think our team is going to dominate challenges. I mean, we got most everyone who is athletic so I think we're going to be alright.

Lauren: Guys look! The cabin!

Team A: (screams in delight)

Lexi: Yayzers!

Lucia: We made it!

David: That's awesome!

Mary: (opens door) We should put our stuff in here first.

Lauren: (pushing and shoving) OUT OF THE WAY!

Mary: Uh...

Lucia: (walks up to Mary) Oh, hi there. I'm Lucia.

Mary: Mary (shakes hands with Lucia)

Lucia: I would be really awesome if me, you and David were in an alliance!

Mary: Ok, but we need five to be in a majority.

Lucia: Richard and Raymond seem like good choices.

Mary: Awesome. (pist bumps Lucia)

Stephanie: Hey look! The cabin!

Vanessa: THANK. GOD. (drops suitcases on Ty's foot)

Ty: (glaring at Vanessa, angrily) ...Ow!

Vanessa: I want to see YOU carry all eight suitcases that weigh like fifty pounds!

Ty: Ok, ok. Geez.

Betty: Wow! (opens door) Girls should get the left bunks, guys get the right.

DeeDee: Fine with me. (carries suitcase in)

Adam: Top!

Austin: Bottom!

Betty: DeeDee, what do you want?

DeeDee: Top.

Betty: Cool, I wanted bottom anyways. ''My IQ is 180. I am MEANT for this game.''

Austin: This would be a great final eight, am I right guys?

Stephanie: Let's just be challenge beasts and we'll be fine.

Austin: Well, most of the guys and girls are the most athletic.

Skyler: They don't stand a chance against us!

Vanessa: Let's not jinx it and get cocky. God, these people irritate me.

DAY 2
David: (yawns and gets out of bed) Day 2 everybody!

Lucia: Time to get breakfast. (jumps out of her bed)

Lauren: (on the phone) Ok, so like, I miss you so much...No I miss you!...No I miss YOU MORE!...

Lexi: (facepalms) ''All Lauren is talk on her phone all day every day, and I'm over here like: Shut. Up.''

Randy: Isn't there supposed to be a challenge today?

Lexi: I think it's yesterday... (stretches her arms to left, and then the right)

Richard: (walks to breakfast area)

(Breakfast area)

Mary Lou: This is where you dine for the next 39 days. I just checked, you'll be here that long.

Vanessa: 39 meals made Mary Lou. (closes eyes and shivers) Ooooh boy, I hope I can handle at least ONE meal while I'm here.

Mary Lou: Today we are having a meatball sub! (hands Mary two long buns with a massive red clump of something)

Mary: (screams softly) This...is...FOOD?

Mary Lou: APPRECIATE IT!!!!! >:(

Mary: Well dang...(walks away)

(Everyone has their food served to them)

Austin: (picking at his spoon with a fork and sighs)

Vanessa: I think eat this... (moves food away from her)

Stephanie: (scared) Uh...Vanessa...I think your food...moved.

Vanessa: Wait what? (notices the food sliding across the floor)

Betty: This can't be legit. (her fork is sucked into the food) Uh...

DeeDee: Great.

Ty: I'm not eating this anymore.

Austin: Uh yeah...agreed.

Lauren: (talking on her phone still)

Lexi: (to Lucia) Wouldn't it be hilarious if Lauren got her phone sucked into the meat?

Lucia: *chuckling* It'd give her something else to do besides talking on her phone.

Lexi: I know, right?!

Lauren: (gasps) MY PHONE! (glares at food) YOU B**CH!

David: (trying to hold into a laugh)

Lauren: (punching and screaming at the food) I got it! (kisses her phone multiple times) OMG my phone almost got killed! I don't want that to ever happen again!

Raymond: (whispering) Something is so wrong with her.

The Rest of Team A: (nods)

Mary: Yeah I'm leaving.

Lucia: Same.

David: Wait up!

Raymond: Got to go also.

Lexi: I'll go with them.

Randy: Yeah sorry Lauren.

Richard: See ya!

Lauren: Wait! (runs to her team)

Stephanie: Ohh....I'm done. (walks out of the breakfast area)

Vanessa: I don't understand how this was breakfast anyways. I'm done.

Ty: Ick >_< I'm going see ya.

Austin: SAME. HERE.

Skyler: Yep, leaving also.

DeeDee: Goodbye, "breakfast".

Betty: But...I wanna stay!

Adam: Um, we're all leaving.

Betty: Ok, fine.

Adam: (rolls eyes) ''I don't think Betty is very well adapted to us. If she keeps isolating herself like this she's probably gonna go sooner or later, hopefully sooner.''

DAY 3
Lauren: *loudly texting*

Lexi: What are you doing?

Lauren: *looks up* Hmm? Oh, I'm just texting my boyfriend something.

Lexi: Ok, must be important. ''OH. MY. GOD. LAUREN NEEDS TO GO. She is on her phone...and has no social interaction with anyone except her boyfriend who is not even frickin' here! Ugh!''

Mary: *rubs eyes* We should head out to breakfast soon.

Lucia: What's next on the menu? Toenail pancakes?

Mary: More like Toe Jam Waffles!

David: Or Ear Wax French Toast!

Richard: Ew, that's like, disgusting.

Lexi: The sad part is that we could actually have it.

Randy: What's toe jam?

Lauren: Um...it's something gross.

Randy: No duh.

Raymond: Come on, guys.

BREAKFAST AREA:

Mary Lou: Today we are having a free-for-all buffet. Enjoy!

Stephanie: *picks up a waffle and finds a piece of hair on it* AHHHHH! *drops it* What kind of food is this?

Vanessa: One that I'm not eating. *with her foot, slides the waffle away*

Ty: Is there anything normal on the menu? *sighs*

Mary Lou: Suck it up, teenagers. I had dirty gym socks for breakfast once!

Randy: *faints*

Ty: Oh boy...

Vanessa: He should be fine in a couple...hours.

AFTER BREAKFAST:

Lauren: Guys, Randy is still like, dead.

Lexi: Then drag him to the cabin.

Lauren: But that's so much work!

Lexi: Whatever, I'm leaving.

Lauren: *lifts Randy's arm up but it immediately collapses* ''For frick sakes...this is like, torture. I'm not gonna do this very good.'' *slowly drags Randy's body to the cabin* YOU HAPPY LEXI?

Lexi: Does he still have a pulse?

Lauren: Oh, I don't know how to do that.

Lexi: *checks his pulse* He's fine. Thanks Lauren -_-

Lauren: OMG no problem! ^-^

Lexi: ''I hate her. I hate her, I hate her, I hate her. Like, I just really want to stab her in the eye. Hard.''

Randy: I live!!!!

Lexi: But, aren't you like, irrelevant?

Randy: :(

Lexi: ''I am here with a bunch of morons. Seriously. If I left first they would be so dumb.''

TEAM B:

DeeDee: If we won the first challenge, it would just be amazing.

Stephanie: I hope we can feast on real food too.

Vanessa: And not hairy waffles.

Stephanie: Yeah, ew.

Austin: If Team B loses, then Betty is going because she not only awkward but so immature.

Betty: *burps loudly in DeeDee's face*

DeeDee: *her eyes are watering* Mother of God don't let me faint like Randy *faints*

Betty: Oops. Slipped. *blushes*

Adam: ''I don't think the girls nor guys ever care for Betty. You can feel 'bad' for her that's she nerdy, she's short...but she is just horrible and negative!''

Vanessa: Hey, Betty. We're getting a fire started. We need firewood. Mind going with Ty to get some?

Ty: Yeah, Betty. C'mon, let's go.

Betty: Why can't you do it, Vanessa?

Vanessa: Because once you get back I will put the firewood into the fire, where we will then have a fire so we can keep warm.

Betty: And why should I listen to you?

Vanessa: Because people agreed that I should lead these fire projects. Go!

Betty: But why ME?

Vanessa: BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. SHUT THE F**K UP. ''I don't care for Betty's vote one bit. It's her fault and if we lose first bye bye Betty.''

Betty: ''Vanessa gets irritated easily. If people are able to see that I think she'll have to go first.''

DeeDee: *wakes up* What? What just happened?

Vanessa: Oh, hey DeeDee. Me and Betty fought a little bit...I hate her.

DeeDee: Details please.

Vanessa: Ok, so I asked Betty to get firewood. She said no and whined and complained about it. I told to go but just wouldn't!

DeeDee: My vote for first elimination ceremony will be easy.

Vanessa: Exactly. ''*claps hand in excitement* This will be amazing! Betty will try to vote me off, while in reality it's actually going to be her. Just give her a few more days. She'll crumble and the others will notice.''

Stephanie: Hey guys, look! A letter!

Skyler: Open it!

Stephanie: 'Today you will compete in your first challenge. You will all report to the auditorium in fifteen minutes.'

Skyler: Auditorium? I wonder what we're even doing.

Stephanie: Hmm...same. Guess we'll have to wait and see. ''I really want today to be a day when Team B wins the very first challenge. Physical or mental, we got this!''

CHALLENGE:

Mary Lou: Come on in, everyone!

(The contestants make their way to Mary Lou and then stand on their team's mat)

Mary Lou: Alright, tonight you will compete for immunity plus reward. The reward is some pillows and blankets to make things better sleeping!

Mary: *smiling* Pillows!

Mary Lou: The losing team will vote out the first person out of this game where they will have their torch snuffed and walk to the giant catapult and be launched to loser island.

Skyler: ''Ok, so I'm confused what Challenge Island is supposed to be based off of...is Mary Lou going for Survivor or Total Drama or a mixture of both? Who knows.''

Mary Lou: Today's challenge you will sing or perform a musical piece to be where I will judge and declare the winner. You guys have 2 hours to prepare, so let's get moving!

TEAM B:

Vanessa: Guys, I think we should sing.

Betty: But I hate singing!

Vanessa: Shut up for once and listen. Now, any ideas on what to perform?

Ty: A parody of a Christmas song? It'll be entertaining and Christmas songs are like, the best.

Vanessa: Better then nothing. Agreed, everyone?

Skyler: Yep.

Stephanie: Sounds good.

DeeDee: Make it mostly funny, because I wanna have a fun time.

Skyler: Agreed.

TEAM A:

Lauren: So what we doin'?

Lexi: Well...?

David: I say we should do instruments. Plus, I think we've all had band experience.

Lucia: Yeah, it's worth a shot. I don't care about singing that much so that's good.

Raymond: Ok, cool, but what song?

Randy: I don't know. Something powerful. Hmm...

Lucia: See You Again by Wiz Khalifa and some other dude. It's a good song and we can pull it off.

Richard: Ok, cool.

Mary Lou: Time's up! Who wants to go first?

Lucia: We will.

Mary Lou: Team A, let's do this!

(David is playing the clarinet, Lauren is playing the piano, Lexi is playing the trumpet, Lucia is playing the guitar, Mary is playing the flute, Randy is playing the tuba, Raymond is playing the trombone, and Richard is playing the drums. The performance was mostly average. The song they performed was See You Again by Wiz Khalifa featuring Charlie Puth)

Mary Lou: Decent. 7/10! Up next is Team B!

Vanessa: *whispering* 5. 6. 7. 8!

Ty: (music) I---don't want to be dumped this Christmas! There is just one thing I need! Don't care about the presence of people underneath the Christmas tree! *looks at Vanessa* I just want you for my own! (note)

Skyler: (music) Ooooo! (music)

Vanessa: (music) Please leave me the f**k alone! (music)

Ty: (music) Make my wish come truuue! (music)

Vanessa: Um gross.

Ty: (music) All I want for Christmas iiiissss....YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!! (music)

Mary Lou: A. MAZ. ING. 10/10! TEAM B WINS IMMUNITY!!!!

Ty: Yes!

Vanessa: *cheering*

Austin: Woo-Hoo!

Mary Lou: Team A, sorry, you will have to vote off the first person voted out of this game. Team B, came and get your reward!

Skyler: Pillows!

Lucia: ''This sucks. I don't know who to vote off because I think we all tried very hard today. *sigh* Oh well.''